perfect panic

/perfikt panik/


The euphoric* state of mind experienced by socially awkward perfectionists as they face life’s biggest challenges.  Such challenges include

  • completing high priority work assignments,
  • buying groceries, and
  • not answering phone calls but maybe I should answer but then I have to talk to someone but they might leave a voicemail and I can’t remember if my voicemail greeting sounds terrible or not.

* terrifying, agonizing, embarrassing, etc.  Third party observers reportedly find this state “absolutely hilarious.”

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